Laughter 101 – Indian Army, Friend, Wife, Judge, and a Man
Infowavemedia brings you Today’s Laughter 101 – An Indian Army, a Friend, a Wife, a Judge, and a Man …
Indian Army purchased a number of Tanks to equip the army. When the supply was received, it was discovered that the tanks had no reverse gear. The supply was therefore returned.
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Friend: Why did you break off your engagement, Raj?
Raj: Well, we were looking over a flat when her mother remarked that it was rather small for three.
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Wife: Darling, mother says she nearly died laughing over those stories you told her last night.
Husband: Is that so! Where is she? I will tell her some more funnier stories.
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Judge (to the witness): You have been called as a witness of the quarrel between you friend and his wife. Were you present at the beginning of the trouble?
Witness: Certainly, I was a witness at their wedding.
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Wife went to her mother’s house and kept extending her stay. Getting fed up living alone, the husband wrote to her that as Jhoana has come, she could stay longer. Wife returned by first available train.
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A man told how things are when his wife is away, “The whole house seems so empty except the sink – that is full of dishes.”
